The Private Life Of Angel Dark - Private

Cast: Carla Cox, Diana Gold, Jane Darling, Liliane Tiger, Thalia, Angel Dark
Director: Various
These Life Of... DVDs are ten a penny really, we presume they’re generally a fishing-for-luckies thing where casual porn fans spot the name of a porn star they know and that prompts them to part with hard earned cash. However, every now and again a little gem turns up that you just can’t ignore. In this case, it’s Angel Dark’s casting couch scene that’s had us drooling. There’s two things that got us harder than The Thing: the moment she willingly lets her partner stuff his finger up her arse (followed by his cock) and the moment she sucks him off and swallows all his spunk without even being asked to do so! The look on his face is priceless!

Big Boobs Power - Private

Cast: Monique Covet, Michelle Wild, Rita Faltoyano, Sandra Iron, Jane Darling, Angel Dark, Stacy Silver, Laura Lion, Alejandra, Yessy.
Director: Various

With a title so glaringly fat-boob-based as Big Boobs Power, you’d expect to find some serious titty play right the way through this flick, but if you’re after a load of nork obsessed shag scenes then it’s best to look elsewhere because you’ll find nary a soapy tit wank on offer here. If, however, you just like watching red-hot babes with massive, firm titties getting fucked and sucking cock then this here’s a real treat, because once you get over the non-nork-centred action you realise that what you’ve got is a collection of the finest large-racked babes all in one convenient place, going at it like the clappers. Still, a slap on the bum for Private for misleading us porn loving punters here – we’d all love to see some mighty clappers swung between these chesty belles. Oh, and consider yourselves warned, all these scenes are culled from other Private titles so you might already have all of these on other DVDs. Devious!

CHEERLEADERS - Digital Playground

It’s another big two-disc epic, with an absolutely stellar cast of hot chicks, dressed up as cheerleaders and taking a full-on pounding for their trouble. We start off with Jesse Jane getting frisky with Manuel Ferrara. He clamps his mouth round her cunt and gives her a good licking, after which he gets a very energetic blow-job, before Jesse rides him like a space hopper, wanks him with her feet and takes it in every position until she gets a load in the mouth. A top opener!

Memphis Monroe takes a two-man pounding, and cutest girl of the movie, Shawna Lenee, tackles Adriana Lynn and some lucky guy in a three-way. Alexis Texas, Camryn Kiss and Shay Jordan find themselves in detention. But Tommy Gunn is supervising, so before long it all descends into an orgy.

Next up is scene of the movie, with Briana Love and Stoya going down on each other, sharing a fella’s dick, and both take it up the bum before the main man shoots and the girls share a spunky kiss. Finally, it’s all girls together in the locker room, as Adrenalynn, Brianna Love, Jesse Jane, Lexxi Tyler, Memphis Monroe, Priya Rai, Shay Jordan, Sophia Santi and Stoya all pile in for a truly epic lesbo orgy. Top dollar!

Addicted To Boobs 3 (Red Light District)

Cast: Carolyn Reese, Chavon Taylor, Emily George, Presley Maddox, Rita Faltoyano Director: Mark Wood
It irks us that you can get away with calling a porno Addicted To Boobs and yet make a simple fuck ’em by numbers wank movie – don’t these people have any conscience?!? This should be called I Quite Like Boobs But I’m Also Quite Into Pussy And Arse – if they’d done that, we’d be happier to give it a thumbs up but, as you know, we don’t like seeing you guys getting ripped off. Okay, for the record, if it’s tit-specific sex you’re after, then this is pretty tame. Sure, the girls have got large natural bobs, but the guys give their tits about as much attention as they give the rest of their bodies, which does not constitute a tit addiction!

Biggest shout goes to Emily George (the girl in the pink and black dress below) for being the most fun girl on film, she slaps her tits against a window, oils them up, wanks cock with them and generally gives you the biggest boner of all. But it’s of that standard, a bit of tit wanking, some tit fondling and sucking and that’s it. If you want a wank movie that gets further than the girl getting her tits out and having them touched with a cock, look elsewhere.