Hannah

Looking gorgeous as usual Hannah. Which is more than can be said for the hideous decor in your bedroom.
You cheeky sod! I did this all by myself the other weekend. Orange is my favourite colour and the stars represent the fact that I’m a porn star.

Indeed, and one of the finest pornstars on the planet at that.
You’re so kind. It makes me happy to know people love watching me get a good fucking. I enjoy my work and I’m proud of what I’ve achieved.

A far cry from the days when you worked in a fish and chip shop!
Ha ha! You have been doing your homework! That was my first proper job, and at the time I figured it might become my career. How things change, eh?

So you don’t see yourself opening your own chippy in the future then? ‘Horny Hannah’s Happy Haddocks’ perhaps…
Ha, I don’t think so. Maybe when I retire. Right now, though, I’m enjoying living in LA, having great sex, working for Sin City and getting into making my own movies. Somehow all that smelly grease and those awful pickled eggs pale in comparison.

I can see what you mean. Okay then, what about this idea for a movie – Hannah Harper’s Battered Sausages?
Yeah, battered because I’ve been fucking them so hard! To be fair, I do love driving my soaking pussy up and down on a big, solid prick, but your jokes really are fucking corny! Don’t call me, I’ll call you!

Originally published in MensWorld Volume 19 Number 4
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