Modern, isn't it?

Fashionably late. That's probably the best way to describe us when it comes to our presence on Blogger!

But now we're here, you can expect regular nonsense and updates from all of our editors, poor jokes, random nudity and, with any luck, buckets of muck from our offices, as we con models into de-panting for your pleasure. 

I thought I'd start the ball rolling with this month's Mayfair front cover, so you can spot it in the shops